I realised I had to get a girlfriend, when I couldn’t keep explaining myself to girls, with my friends apologising for me… You throw a bit of the cockney patter at them, couple of insults, see how they fly…. And one of the weaker stomach types, you know, the apologizer, he says ‘sorry about him, in a situation I have under control, and she starts to think… ‘actually maybe this has gone to far’, and he sweeps her off. So… when you find someone who cab put up with your shit, and its hot, then get her on board, away from apologizer… And you can call girls in pubs cunts until your heart is content.
